something i have with my friends.
me and you at midnight just us watching netflix on my laptop me in ur arms. i move back a bit, as im on ur lap getting closer to you which gets u generally hard. i start feeling you kissing the back of my neck so i get up and sit back down on ur lap, facing you. "lets have sex" i say as you go back to kissing my neck as i wrap my arms around u. we take each others shirts off i throw ur shirt behind us as u flip us over. you fully undress the both of us and ask "you ready?" and i nod my head. you slide your dick into me and fuck my slowly yet passionately, making me moan. I slowly start to rub my clit as u speed up and suck my tits. i moan louder and push ur head softly down onto my tits. you start going harder and deeper as i roll my head back as u reach ur head up and choke me slightly. "you like that mamas" you as me, as i nod again. u stop fucking me and get off and start eating me out and fingering me at the same time. "o-ouu shii daddy ju-just like that" i say in between moans as i push ur head down further into my clit. you speed up with the fingering and literally finger fuck me as i get louder and more out of control. a few minutes pass and i cum all over your face and hands. "M-mmm shii baby" you say as u like the cum off ur fingers. i get up and pull u off the bed so ur standing up. i get on my knees and give u the best head ever i deep throat and make u cum.
by number.one.fucker November 4, 2022
Get the sexmug. In argument with JARED TO (THE FAGGOT OR FAG) throughout history is the problem.
THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.
Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN
THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.
Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? presented by a REUBEN SEXOLOGIST fails as both HOMOSEXUALS and not HETEROSEXUALS are the GRAVITY of the problem and how TOXIC it has to get to inform the concensus they are the OVERWHELMING CONCENUS OF PEDOPHILES.
So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.
This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons
So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.
This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 27, 2022
Get the EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK?mug. be honest you looked up sex to find something funny,to see what people wrote or to be horny or you might just not know what it means and some of you might be showing your friends what it means
by writingwhatmadeyoulookthisup October 15, 2021
Get the sexmug. A Sex Restaurant is a long-lost cousin of a more popular facility, the Sex Store. A Sex Restaurant can do many things such as sex chocolate for dessert, hookers pole dancing in the middle of the restaurant, or viagra mints when you get your bill!
by ChickenChocker69 October 26, 2024
Get the Sex Restaurantmug. When the banana goes into the cream filled donut repeatedly until creams comes out of the donut and if the banana doesn't have protection the cream filled donut could produce a donut hole.
by its_ur_fav_hoe July 25, 2022
Get the Sexmug.