Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

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McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

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no me

The best way to confuse your opponent in a no u battle
How people know you have yourself

Person 1: Your Stupid
Person 2: no u

Person 1: no u

Person 2: no u

Person 1: no me
Everyone in a 3 mile radius: - stunned-

by Trash_and_a_half December 5, 2018

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Me

Our connection

We find a new way to say I love you…
Everyday!

There I still go:)
But here …
I always move…
And it is me❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 August 16, 2024

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Me Me Morek

When Mark refuses to send your very qualified candidate to a client, but does not hesitate to send his less than qualified candidate.

Mark: Client wanted to know our three best candidates for the Plant Manager role, so that's what I sent them.
Robert: We sent them like 15 candidates. Our best three must be pretty good. Whose candidates did you send?
Mark: One of mine and two from other recruiters.
Robert: Wait, isn't your guy an Operations Manager who has never run a site before? He's better than the other 14 real Plant Managers we sent?
Mark: I think so.
Robert: Ok Me Me Morek.

by Nameless Recruiter October 22, 2020

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