cock%20blocking

If the overbearing presence of another friend (male or female) prevents a male from speaking with other females he wishes to engage in flirtatious acts or conversations then he is being cock-blocked.

Cock-Blocking: Jim wanted to talk with the pretty girls at the bar, but no other girls would talk to him because his (non-romantic) friend Sally was sitting next to him. Sally was cock%20blocking Jim.

by Maruta July 28, 2017

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

Cock and ball torture

The torture of cock and ball torture

For example-
Dreamy Poo: "Gogy Wogy, would you like to try some cock and ball torture with me tonight?"
Gogy Wogy: "Oh, yes, Dreamy Poo."

by PotatoInYourAss June 22, 2022

cock sloshing

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping

The horse has some loud cock sloshing today.

by Erotic yet scary noises October 6, 2022

Cock

A rooster

Farmer 1: I'm gonna get that cock
Farmer 2: Cock?
Farmer 1: The rooster
Farmer 2: Ohh

by WalterLovesFood17 November 3, 2020

Cock newbie

A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.

Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I can’t hun I am a cock newbie and am small.

by Rennystar February 20, 2019

Cock plug

When you stick your cock in a girls asshole while she is taking a shit

This girl was grinding on me and said she had to take a shit so I cock plugged her

by Ballsinurmouth87969 April 7, 2021