Get your head out of the gutters

To stop & think straight with your brain not your head 8==D or vagina ({})

Hahahaha! WTF? Get your head out of the gutters!

by ValleyGirl209! November 15, 2010

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.

Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011

your whole family tree lgbt

Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.

Tim: Ur Mom gay

Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS

by Step in the shower May 25, 2018

all up in your grill

To be all over a person in a sexual fashion.

"Yowanda wants me up all in her grill tonight!"

by Peterson September 7, 2004

I LIKE YOUR CUT G

getting hit in the back of the head by an idiot that thinks hes cool

I LIKE YOUR CUT G idiot like haha I LIKE UR CUT G *gets knocked out* *gets internal brain damage *dead*

by i =m ded October 27, 2020

don't stick your dick in crazy

Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.

Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.

by Seenlord September 12, 2016

bully your short friend day

The correct day for this event is every day of the year!

Taylor: Guess what day it is?
Katie: Idk what?
Taylor: Bully your short friend day!
Katie: Wait, I thought that was yesterday?!?
Taylor: ITS EVERYDAY GREMLIN!!!

by Danny "The Tallest" Loops December 11, 2019