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sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable
“yo, it’s sex season bois”

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”
by kweensauce November 19, 2019
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Sex

your looking up sex stories to masterbate to you sick fuck
go ahead i do the same
Person 1: Do you watch porn?
Person 2: No i read sex stories on urbandictinary.com its way better
Person 1: S U C K S C O C K A G G R E S I V L E Y
by pussyslayerlol February 2, 2022
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Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.
Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.
by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023
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National sex day

Where on june 30th of 2021 people have intercourse more than two rounds
Mary family celebrate National Sex day every year as a tradition.
by Jasmize J. Smith June 10, 2021
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gay british sex

being pussy_destroyer401's #1 fan (aka me)
"owo define gay british sex"
"grrr it has no definition"
"you know what, i'll make my own"
"wow I love gay british sex"
by the 28th amendment March 26, 2023
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Sex story

My name is Emily, im 16 and my boyfriend was 17. I usually hang out with him after school. One day, he was acting strange. He seemed to feel an awkward way. I asked him "Are you okay?" Before looking down and seeing his erection. I didn't want him to notice I saw, so I quickly went and said I was going to use the bathroom. I was questioning "why is he hard? Is it from another girl? He doesn't usually act like this..." And as I was questioning, he came in. "I'm sorry Emily, but I can't take it anymore... I.. want something more than a romantic relationship." I started blushing and he saw it. I guided him to my bedroom.

I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
even if I wanted to, your tight pussy wouldn't let me." He went really fast and I could feel his sperm inside me. "Ah~!, you're going to impregnate me~..." I said "You know, I wouldn't really mind." He said deviously, " Oh? So I know your true desires? You want me to impregnate you?" He went the fastest ever. Trying to make me feel as good as possible. He then came.

My mom suddenly came home. "Honey! I brought pizza rolls!" He said realizing,

"Well, we should probably get dressed."
"Yeah..."
sex story
by SexStories4u March 15, 2024
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Sex

What everything on urban dictionary us about
Cookie: A pussy.
Glue: Cum
Hot dog: penis

Urban dictionary should be sex dictionary
by Balls Obama June 17, 2022
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