Sonny's love rug

The well oiled chin furniture adorned by the west sides top shagger of tenerife 2018.

"Aw man you smell Sonny's love rug recently?"

"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"

"Fuck sake."

by Churdmeister June 3, 2020

Love

I wish I could explain

What you do to me…
You make my heart scream…
And my head wonder if I am insane…

Never have I been like this…
Just seeing you I miss…
While my heart awaits that first kiss…
And my head wants to reminisce…

A fire inside of me you light…
That brings nothing but delight…
No fright…
As my heart knows this is right….

It is you!!!!
Honestly I have no clue…
As to what to do…
All I can say…
Is I love YOU!!!

I hope my words you see…
And you realize the love from me!!!
You are my one for eternity ❤️❤️❤️❤️
And you always will be!!!

by a dream and 💔 July 23, 2024

Love

A lie

I am in love !
Nvm they cheated

by Itisdos2 October 16, 2021

Love

Something that's like a fart. If you have to force it, its probably shit.

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you.

by Demetris Demarcus Bartholomew May 5, 2022

Lovely lady

Calling a girl a B!tcH without actually saying it.

Angela you’re such a lovely lady

by Bpcarson4 November 14, 2021

love relatives

a relative that you are not biologically related to, but are extremely close to due to another biological relative's closeness to that person

A: Are you related to ____?
B: Yeah, we're love relatives.

by oui oui c'est moi April 2, 2017

Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!

Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now

by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020