Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

cock job

1. A farmer.
2. A Homosexual.
3. A stupid or contemptible person.
4. A sexual act.

1. John: I’m doing a farmer rooster cock job.
Jack: Okay.
2. Ben: Why are a lot of cock jobs?
Johnny: Don’t say that.
Ben: Why not?
Johnny: It’s homosexual.
Ben: oh.
3. Person 1: You are a cock job!
Person 2: You should not have said that.
Person 1: Sorry.
4. Person 1: I had a cock job.
Person 2: That’s disgusting!
Person 1: Sorry, I don’t know what’s a cock job!

by KB_2024 October 6, 2023

Cock patty

Someone who thinks he has the secret sauce like the Krabby Patty but doesn’t. His patty tastes like old musty weiner

Kade dropped the ball because he’s a cock patty, bad bitch Alexis would never do that.

by Prairie Pineapple January 5, 2022

Reids Massive Cock

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles

I want Reids Massive Cock inside me

by Reids Haters December 13, 2023

Cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture is a pleasure that many male experience at least one time in there life times

cock and ball torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly fun, and painful activity, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

by from the wikipedia encyclopedi February 13, 2021

Cock Holiday

The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.

Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag

by RicardoMandingo December 23, 2020

Cock newbie

A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.

Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I can’t hun I am a cock newbie and am small.

by Rennystar February 20, 2019