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Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.
Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.
by asghtryssd August 3, 2024
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Young cock

Young cock means a cock that is not that old
Man that baby has a young cock
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Cock holster

One who's sole purpose is to be a receptacle for cock
Her singular existence on earth is to be a cock holster whether it's in her mouth, vag, hands, or anus.
by Mick diggler August 2, 2023
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jibbly cock

A desease in which your penis slowly shrinks to nothing.
Jay moore has the worst case of jibbly cock ever. I think his penis is inverted. Shrinking penis
by Scorpio66699 October 19, 2013
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nice cock

Telling someone that they look good or awesome
Person 1: Nice cock dude!
Person 2: Thenks man!
by kikd4n September 1, 2022
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Cock Stain

A mark left by the penis after sexual encounters
After I banged out this chick I slapped her face with my junk and left a cock stain.
My boy Fred Q. left a cock stain on this sluts forehead
by Chilidaddy September 5, 2021
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