a person (usually male) with an annoying and morally questionable charachter that is not necessarily evil or malignant
by Kosorur June 25, 2024

by TriniAnon November 4, 2020

A Cock. A. Long is a british french algerian undercover coppa/MI6 agent who finds their target so funny they cannot follow through with their assignment to arrest or assasinate.
by BONDY95 March 30, 2025

by davedingle111 May 17, 2021

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"
by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat
by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025

When you stick your penis in a woman’s vagina and cum so many times that when you pull out there is cum all over your penis and pubic hair
by Yayeet_biggchungus February 16, 2019
