Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals
by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023
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Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
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Cock soldier

Someone (usually a man) who craves male attention, acceptance, and praise to the point of degrading himself and others. Often single and prone to blaming others for their self-pitying behavior.
Don’t bother, he’s a cock soldier. He gets no bitches lol
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cock soldier

A misogynistic male worshiper who shames other men for being decent human beings
1. She’s not gonna let you hit bro”

“Dude I just said abuse is bad ??? At ease cock soldier”
2. He called his friend a ‘beta’ for holding his girlfriend’s hand—promotion incoming for this loyal cock soldier.

3. “You let her post you? You’re done for, bro.”
“And you post gym selfies hoping your bros will comment ‘king.’ March on, cock soldier.”
by Tom75289 May 09, 2025
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Cock Dynasty

Strongest known dynasty to govern over a part of the world.
Let's hope that the Cock Dynasty has mercy on our feeble souls.
by YDDOD April 25, 2021
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Flaming cock

When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"
Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit
by January 23, 2023
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cock worthy

an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down
"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."
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