Cock wobbled

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right

That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...

by PB W2 February 7, 2017

Cock Mongler

a word used to describe african amercan specimens with large bulbous penises

have you seen geoffrey recently?

yeah hes a cock mongler

by Wannabe Black June 13, 2017

Cock Dinner

Cock Dinner originated on a little chav hotspot called Rec. Which is located in a small village going by the name of Barnton. This slang was created by a Barnton resident who goes by the nickname of Spud. Other words originated in this area are Tuna Melt, Salmon Soup and the list goes on.

Oooo look at that yummy mummy. She would get my big Cock Dinner.

by CummyTummy February 26, 2021

Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.

"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.

by JosephL. June 25, 2020

[cock costume]

Someone who is an idiot. It was said after someone called me an ass hat. They deserved it because they are a cock costume.

You are such a cock costume for using the word ass hat.

by casemaster October 21, 2008

Cock-asian

Kathy Woudzia or any other 100% white person who doesn’t act white

I proudly call myself a Cock-Asian because I am 100% Caucasian, so white for all you idiots that don’t know your grammar, which automatically labels me a “cock”, and I only hang out with ppl who are either Asian, or well, not white.

by KathyWoudz January 10, 2020

War Cock

Genetically enhanced rooster-humanoid meant for battling the evil of the fast food chains. Can usually be seen with his signature gatling gun and bowie knife, though he is skilled in all hand to hand combat, and weapons systems.

Damn War Cock just destroyed old Ronald McDonald!

by dalem246723 September 9, 2020