Love

A warcrime against humanity invented by a sneaky bastard called "life" or "God" if you're primitive.
-is lately mistaken for "being a basic bitch" which is yet another desease of today's urban life that is commonly found on a street
-is a symptom of deadly, sexually transmitted disease called "life"
-will certainly result in fucking up a notable portion of your life altogether
-other symptoms are: insomnia, daydreaming, being a little bitch and absolute inability to act as a functional human being, specifically then around the loved one
-The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.

Summary: quite possibly causes tremendous amount of pain, is probably the worst thing that will ever happen to you in your entire eistence, is in many instances, source of suicidal thoughts and existential crysis, yet some sociopaths (like myself) still think that the "tickle in your belly" is more than worth a shot.

10/10 would let some bitch destroy another 3 years of my life again.

A: "Love? Shit's mediocre mate."
B: "Feels good tho"

by Existential_Crisis November 7, 2017

Fog of Love

When someone finds their love interest more attractive than before they found love in them. It is a natural phenomenon that happens to just about every human being and, in most cases, isn't realised by the subject.

Gary - Emily looks good with or without make-up.
Bill - No she doesn't, you've just got a case of the Fog of Love.

by Vndct December 22, 2018

We’re no strangers to love

you know it

we’re no strangers to love

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. March 20, 2022

I love you

A term that is used to tell others you want to be with them and that you're their favorite person but now days it just means they like you for a week.. few months and then they will shatter your heart and never think about your well being. They think its funny and cool to break someone when in reality you can never trust someone who says "i love you" unless its yourself.

I love you.. although I'm cheating on you because you where never good enough.

by we_are_never_<okay> May 23, 2021

Love child

1. Female child from a bootycall, hookup, fling, 1 night stand or a off and on relationship with no love in it
2. A daughter by close friends
3. A female offspring from a committed relationship or engaged not yet married

4. The daughter from an affair
5. A princess born out of wed lock by a king or queen that is not The other leader's child, maybe step daughter or A female kid from an affair

All definitions male equivalent is Natural child

1. Consequences of having a natural or love Child are
2. I think she is your love child
3. In this case I don't think Having a love child is bad
4. I have a feeling that bell is a love child

5. The queen's love child

by 459395 April 7, 2023

Kill This Love

A song by the K-pop girl group 'BLACKPINK'

Person 1: Did you hear Blackpink's new song Kill This Love?
Person 2: Yeah, It's a bop

by reveluv June 18, 2019

love

it doesn't exist, for me at least.

See, um, heavy feelings for you yeah, yeah, it's no secret
You too cool for me and I ain't tryna freeze up
Like the Johnsons, nonsense, I will speak up
And realize there's more fish in the sea, I'ma re-up
Like, bitch, I know my shit is bumping, it's eczema
So I won't walk around with my head down like I got beat up
Um, you do you, I'll do me, I'll just choke the piece up
I ain't tryna keep up, because
I don't love you anymore (Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah)
'Cause I don't love you anymore (Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah)
'Cause I don't love you anymore
(You wasted my time and I know that these things are not hard)
'Cause I don't love you anymore (Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah)
But this might just be better for us, you know?
Where the time go, I need location
('Cause you don't wanna talk about it, baby)
That's all that I know, I, I, I, I
Where did time go?

i don't love you anymore.

by un-loved November 8, 2022