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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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cock

its a chicken...now i know what you where thinking you dirty little goblin you
my cock ran away after i didn't feed it
by corn_hub August 27, 2021
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vommit on a cock

the act of fucking throwing up on your bbc whilst masturbating to have a better orgasm whilst one of your parental gaurdians watches on in fear.
mum-stop vomiting on your cock before i fucking beat the living fuck out of you. -vommit on a cock
by the guy who vommited o January 6, 2023
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Cock icing

When your girl pushes cum out of her vagina back onto your dick after sex when she is on top.
We were doing it cowboy style when you girl gave me a cock icing to finish it off.
by Onetenthousand July 5, 2024
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cock lemon

When you suck on a dick and it gives you sour lemon face
Dale didn't shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his dick it gave me cock lemon.
by sac hanglow October 5, 2016
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Alex Cock Ring

A really great male stripper who is cheap, outgoing, and free of most STD's.
(Alex Cock Ring) Damn Alex, back at it again with the cock ring
by samcat116 August 8, 2016
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