Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

by Lycaeus April 21, 2024

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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

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Nik Cock

It's so small it can only be compared to half a Tootsie roll. The underwhelming length and girth of it would make a women cry. 0/10 would never try again

I feel so bad for that girl her boyfriend has a Nik cock.

by GC798989898 April 25, 2024

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Cock shot

The Coch shot is a form of CBT

Cock shot-The act of cutting another man’s penis off and hitting him in the face with it with a slingshot

by Sillyjizzy April 28, 2024

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cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 28, 2024

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