Balls

The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.

Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.

by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022

Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021

chilli balls

A man that has a fetish of applying

hot pepper/pepper sauce on his balls.

I have a thing for chilli balls during the nasty

by M&J made this😂 September 1, 2023

Balls

the place where pee is stored

Pee is stored in the balls

by Imgonnadoyourmom March 30, 2022

balls

Big, bouncy, round things that kids and sometimes adults play with

Kid 1: "I really love these balls"
Kid 2: "Me too"
Kid 1: "They're so bouncy and fun!"
Kid 2: "Exactly!"

by gay man 25.6 April 3, 2022

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021