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Tail Cock

The act of a person wearing a strap-on on the behind while they fuck from the front.
"I'm not getting tail cocked by my wife's boyfriend ever again."
by Bigmacpattysmack June 2, 2021
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cock blockdown

(n) When a global pandemic lockdown prevents one from scoring sexually.

See "cock block".
1) "I'm so horny, and I don't know when I'll get laid. I wish this cock blockdown was over."

2) "new covid 19 regulations in place: we are in cock blockdown"
by cattwoood September 24, 2020
mugGet the cock blockdownmug.

Cock

Is a 🐓
by the crazy ask one May 27, 2018
mugGet the Cockmug.

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
by joebananas October 24, 2008
mugGet the cock-knocker brownmug.

Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.
You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun
by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019
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cock sock

Does John have a cock sock or is he cut?
by sergerya January 28, 2019
mugGet the cock sockmug.

Cock In Hand

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
mugGet the Cock In Handmug.

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