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wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016
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Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .
"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"
by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019
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Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...
He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...
by Zentas November 28, 2010
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Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Ace Wanker

2 meanings

1) someone who is the top wanker

2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card
*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*

Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!
by Kaz31 August 6, 2013
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Wuhan wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also
by Small booga February 17, 2020
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Wanker Tanker

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose
by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021
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