under 13

Apparently, you're a stupid little prick with no idea what 1+1 is, so, the very good and totally not infamous COPPA will remove all your human rights, or force people over 13 to fucking make everything kid-friendly (this happened to YouTube).
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.

User: Dude, I'm 12. But I'm matured, don't worry.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.

EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 6, 2023

testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

under the fluff

The truth, authenticity, reality. The opposite of spin.

After she left her PR job she was able to reveal stuff under the fluff.

by WiseOne62 October 11, 2015

Laughing under the clouds

3 idiotic brothers are part of a somewhat Kumo family. There's this 'Orochi' meant to be snake thing that comes every idk 100 years??? There are always clouds until that Orochi is killed. blah blah blah they have to kill the vessel of the Orochi and Tenka Kumo (eldest brother of the Kumo family) was exposed to the 'vessel,' so he got sentenced to death. PLOT TWIST! Tenka Kumo is not dead. With the power of Buton idk??? Girl with sealing powers and another lover guy and the brothers fight together to seal the Orochi and boom, good ending.

Someone: "Wtf is 'Laughing under the clouds?'"
Me: "It's an underrated anime that YOU SHOULD WATCH!!!!"

by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023

Undere

A type of Dere that says yes to everything as much as they can to their loved one no matter the situation

Undere’s SO: Wanna break up?

Undere: Y E S!

by Made by the Windows gang January 22, 2021

under-wearer

Opposite of a Rat-Licker . Person who 'deathly' afraid of getting Coronavirus ( or ant other virus for that matter ). Will go to ANY extent to wear a mask 'anywhere' including their own back yard. Will pick up a pair of discarded underwear from the ditch and frantically hold it over their mouth and nose if they walk to their mailbox without a mask and noticed a car driving up their road.

Uggg. Typical under-wearer !

by Wryhost September 11, 2020