tool

a registered retard.

oh geez, what a tool.

by [Alice] January 16, 2008

Tool

Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.

TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool

by thou art owned December 15, 2009

tool hole

A person that is such a tool, the change in any situation just fit in...

That Bob is such a "tool hole" he showed up to this party and wasn't invited!

by jimmy law June 21, 2017

Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age

Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)

by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020

Tool

Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.

Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.

That dude is such a tool.

by mcm663 September 8, 2016