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Two Lane Highway

When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.
"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."
by This Guy made it up April 1, 2009
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Two piece puzzle

A phrase to describe someone who is simpleminded, by comparing them to the simplicity of a two piece puzzle.
A: He is so simpleminded.
B: I know, he is like a two piece puzzle.
by 2PcPuzzle April 17, 2015
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two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011
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two ball pool

When a guy tapes the bottom of his two nuts together and lubes it up and another guy fucks it
“Hey Tyrone you wanna play two ball pool with me
“Haha anytime Jerick”
by Hellbeckons February 25, 2020
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two dead hookers

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.
by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018
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Two fingers up

Means you are and absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches
Ali and Toni is holding up two fingers up, they must have hella bitches
by 2 fingers up May 14, 2022
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two midgets in a headlock

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.
that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.
by Jonny0oo0 April 2, 2007
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