'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him

Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'

by Rightmond November 29, 2022

Feather Standing Rock

The most perfect thing to exist.

I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.

by rehtaefz February 24, 2023

im still standing

a song created by elton and popularized by tiktok

"IM STILL STANDING"

"why are you singing that overplayed song"

"kill yourself"

by Answers to your horny question February 5, 2023

One stand

The mating ritual between two unacquainted human beings of which takes course during the day.

“Hey b, you wanna come over for a one stand”

by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020

The Stands

The stands in a Baseball Development with 2 items. One thing from item A and one from item B. Item B being baseball and item A being The Stands.

I love to go watch Baseball in the stands.

by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

standing on business

being tough and not backing down, for example as a white person, calling a black a nigger to there face and being prepared to fight is standing on business

P1: NIGGER!
P2: he just said that to a black person he's standing on business

by your local rapist February 7, 2024