Santa

An old man who lives in the North Pole and enters peoples homes inappropriately.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...

by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021

santa paws

a dog santa

santa paws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Santa’s syrup

When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.

Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!

by Bthot December 20, 2017

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018

Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018

Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho

Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch

by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018

sloppy santa

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.

Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.

by jackbackattack November 2, 2017