jizz cuh

a down ass hoe(woman wanting sex) who is aroused sexually when her partner gets sperm in or around her mouth

Damn i hope that DiJinay is a jizz cuh, i am really down to cum in a hoe's mouth tonight!!! Hope she doesn't catch the clap...

by todd anthony March 15, 2008

Oven Jizz

Heat

Make sure that oven jizz is hot enough to thoroughly cook that pizza!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010

Jizz Lover

A female or male who loves jizz or cum.

Dude, that bitch is a fucking Jizz Lover.

by CelebrAsian September 26, 2009

jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.

"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side, as I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why, no friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."

by vincelives September 17, 2008

jizz refinery

a slag who is full up of spunk and likes to retrieve it manually

my wife she is a right jizz refinery and you know this MAN!!!!

by Wayne Grey November 22, 2007

jizz blanket

A separate blanket then you normally sleep with that you use to masterbait with.

My jizz blanket is hard and crusty with seaman because I haven't washed it in weeks.

by mike32295 December 22, 2013