Cream Soda

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and catches his cum in her mouth.

Did you enjoy my cream soda baby?

by attackoftheedit March 4, 2010

Cream Bomb

Noun, verb: Following the completion of a satisfactory session of fellatio, the receiver of the semen puffs their cheeks out and pushes them together a la John Belushi in Animal House, forcing the semen out between said receiver's lips with explosive force.

"Judy cream bombed me last night and totally ruined my new Ed Hardy T-Shirt."

by Kindsey Lingus May 19, 2012

Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

Cream of the nut

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.

"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."

by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018

Cream suckle

The act of sucking one's own cum out of the pussy you just came in.

I fucked you so good. Now I want to cream suckle you.

by Suckleit December 27, 2013

creaming goerge

when you cum on a guy sleeping

i took a creaming goerge on your mums face last night

by creaminggoerge July 7, 2011

Cream Puff

A derogatory term used against Gay men.

"Wow, Eric is so gay, he's legit a cream puff"

by Andie.vs October 22, 2022