Crabs

When you fuck a girl so hard, she ends up walking like a crab the next morning.

Girl 1: He fked me so hard, I got crabs this morning!

by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017

Crabs

Pube lice

That dirty ass nigga probs got crabs

by G—spot June 1, 2022

crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

mark ass crab

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool

ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?

by buttchese19 December 14, 2024

crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

crab

A person, who wanted to pledge a fraternity or sorority, are mad at the Panhellenic Process.

Those crabs are made because they didn't have the G.P.A. to pledge.

by Walk6076 May 27, 2016

King Crab Legs

The male version of slut strands

Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?

by Jeokss January 18, 2023