Crab

Can be made up of one or more people who show up at protester in masks to hide their real identity. If illegal action happens, look for the crab. When masks are removed they become just a regular old cry baby democrat

Oh great the crabs are here. Time to go home before they burn shit up.

by Ohdonk September 22, 2017

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

Crabs

When you fuck a girl so hard, she ends up walking like a crab the next morning.

Girl 1: He fked me so hard, I got crabs this morning!

by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017

crab behaviour

Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself

Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour

by DJTJ April 12, 2017

crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin

Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

Crabbing

When you are earning so much money that your pockets overflow.

You making that bank, dude?

Hell yeah I'm crabbing like motherfucker.

by codieodie April 26, 2017

crab

Definition A: a delicious seafood
Definition B: a fuck ass nigga that I best not catch in my hood again
commonly an insult to crips coming from us bloods

"Ayo crab get the fuck off my block for' you catch a shot nigga."

by BearGang May 12, 2017