Flat

no curve or thick mass

“Bella is so flat”

by SimonSaysLikeThisDefinition November 24, 2018

Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).

Her crush is a flat stanley.

by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019

Flat

Meaning to be broke or have no money at all. Mainly used in Broward. (southern Florida)

-CGB

“Jhit ain’t got no cheese, he flat”

by CGB_ June 9, 2021

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

THE WORLD IS FLAT

THE WORLD IS FLAT: A THEORY THAT DOES NOT CONSIDER THE FACT THAT MOUNTAINS EXIST.

The world is flat? No because mountains exist dude.

by jihued April 15, 2023