Broomhead Flats

A majestic trio o’ high-rise palaces proudly scarring the skyline near Dunfermline city centre. These fine establishments boast a rare blend o’ Scotland’s top-tier scatter flats and semi-functioning jakeys, spread majestically across 11 floors. Famed for their panoramic vistas—best enjoyed mid-air—the red block remains the go-to departure lounge for any da who's lost a rammy wi’ the bairn’s maw. Fitba socks oan, roll-up hingin’ fae the gub, and a final ‘aw fuck this’—ye cannae beat tradition.

If ye've never seen a polis chase end in Broomhead Flats, have ye even lived in Fife?

by Red Rose UK February 17, 2025

flat earther

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit

Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out

by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023

Flat

A house or place you are staying at.

(British term)

Will, are you coming to my flat tonight?

by Ariana Evans October 10, 2019

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

Flat 7

Flat 7 is a flat in treforest campus which has the highest percentage of crackheads ever.

If you are from flat 7 you are rather a psychopath, crackhead, smackhead or autistic.

However flat 7 is the best flat in all of Glamorgan court, University of South wales.

I once shagged a guy from flat 7 and he nutted on his pillow.

I once went to a house party at flat 7 and saw a girl flash her arse.

by Flat 7 April 14, 2020

Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.

What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.

by Stashish July 22, 2025