julio eyes

the phrase julio eyes is from the legend of the priest julio sent as a companion of the great healer that god sent to watch it bake and thus is the reason for when you smoke his holy herb you see life through his eyes for as long as you so channel his spirit into you
hey man dave had some stuff last night and we got major julio eyes
by that daft tye October 01, 2013
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eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.
The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.
by DJKiwi July 25, 2018
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pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.
Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.
by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006
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False eyes

when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught
Dude, give me some False Eyes so I can stare at Megan
by TheAbusementPark May 26, 2013
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The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.
In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.
by poopyshmoopy1 August 17, 2015
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Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
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Camera eyes

he has camera eyes they just look at you
by biggestesporitefan August 04, 2021
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