pull a steven

To demand, particularly rudely and with moderate to obnoxious amounts of arguably unintentional profanity, an immediate method of effective relief. Most commonly known to occur in the inappropriate sector of an otherwise accommodating facility at a premature time, following an unexpected onset of excruciating and intolerable physical pain.

Those in the waiting room gawked at the broken armed girl's crazed display at the hospital check-counter as she began to pull a steven for the most powerful pain reducing medicine available.

by Irene Ensyde December 18, 2010

steven kiss

When your successful significant other is on the way home from work and tells you ahead of time to greet him with you r mouth open ready for insert.

I’m gonna give you a hot beef insert - are you ready for your Steven kiss?

by World.guide August 11, 2023

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 10, 2017

Steven

A man who is keen on Irony. Example: making a fake definition of himself to show how stupid social media trends are.

Steven should get a life, but it's too late for that now.

by ChuckYeager November 23, 2021

Steven

Steven is a a very strong person who just wants to be loved. Very athletic but loved weed also.His soulmate is most likely a beautiful girl named Ariel.

Hey did you see how steven catch the football? He is awesome in the field.

by wingstopeaterarie November 21, 2023

Steven

textbook definition of mid

“The Lakers are so Steven this year”

by Penpal69 November 23, 2021

Steven

Someone who is incredibly terrible to talk to and someone who will make u barf. A fat fuck that no one will love and has been rejected multiple times on e dating servers and is not appreciated by a single person on this earth. Easily identified by his goku shirt, u can tell that this guy is a lolicon and paedophile as well as a weeb. This man defies all odds and is often self centred as well as A god damn pussy that only complains.

I think that someone called Steven is terrible.

by Ugly Hentai Bastard August 17, 2022