slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

frick slap

When four penises go up one asshole. In ohter words, four cocks up one ass.

Basically, quadruple anal penetration.

Bob: I gave Sally a frick slap yesterday.
Bob2: That's disgusting!

by Toxicman007 March 9, 2009

Sonic Slap

When a man with white gloves, paints himself blue and then twirls his penis in a circle, then proceeds to slap a sleeping hedgehog.

Mr. Herbert hid in my basement and waited for me to let my hedgehog out of his cage so he could sonic slap a bitch

by Sonicslapper69 November 11, 2019

nutsack slap

The art of being able to make a slapping sound by bouncing your nutsack off of your thighs due to humping the air back and forth.

Dude! That nutsack slap was so loud, it woke the whole damn house!

by wtfuwant January 23, 2011

hound-slap

The act of hitting a person in the following manner:

Start with a backhand, but after the hit, the hand stays pressed against the face. The other hand (of the person doing the slapping) then forms a fist and punches the open palm of their first hand (which is still on the face of the person being slapped); thus giving transference of the second hit through the first hand and into the head of the slapee.

For when a bitchslap just wont do.

"After pulling the kind of crap Travis just did, he deserved so much more than a standard bitchslap - indeed, he needed to be hound-slapped."

by SneakyCracker September 4, 2008

Snope Slap

The act of disputing an email forward, by citing Snopes.com and then replying to all, thus proving the original sender failed to check the veracity of the claim.

I'm gonna snope slap my coworker who claims Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

by SnopeSlapper September 7, 2010

dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

by FM104 August 28, 2007