post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.

Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*

by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022

Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.

Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network

by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022

post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.

today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard

by terminal1 April 19, 2023

Post Mate’l Depression

The next day after a massive night with the lads

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.

by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023

Post Kimcert Depression

The feeling you have once you leave a Kim Dracula concert often one of sadness, longing, and depression.

Leaving the concert has given me post kimcert depression.

I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

Depression

Depression is the feeling you get deep down inside when you hear the music of Justin Beiber, One Direction, Selena Gomez, Demi Lavato, Miley Cyrus, Big Time Rush, and other very popular singers who most people think are good but SUCK!!

Stages Of Depression:

Normal Person- :D
Belieber- OMG!!! BABY BABY BABY EWWWWW!!!!!!
Normal Person- :(
Directioner- HARRY STYLES YOUR HAIR IS FLUFFY!! <3
Normal Person- :'C
Lovatics- SHES SO STRONG!! like a....SKYSCRAPPER (sob)
Normal Person- :l
Selenator- shes a singing wizard..WITH A PLAN... I LOVE HER LIKE A LOVE SONG!!!
Normal Person- >:|
Idiots with Cyrus Virus- SHES GETTING MARRIED!! ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!!
Normal Person- D:<
Rushers- IM BIG TIME IN LOVE WITH THEM!!
Normal Person- ITS TO MUCH!!*BOOM* Xl

by PersonWhoHatesBadSingers :) July 7, 2012

Depression Whore

Those types of people who are "sad" and "depressed" and play the ukelele and sing in the most monotone voice possible on YouTube for views, attention, and ad revenue. You know, that type of person who every time they open their mouth it's something to do with darkness and their (obviously fake) depression.

"Ugh, that girl is SUCH a depression whore. All she ever talks about is how her life sucks and no one loves her. But it is SO obvious that she is just doing it for attention!"

"Can you stop being a depression whore, Molly? Seriously, NO ONE is buying your fake depression and edgy comments."

by razzberryroyal February 25, 2019