Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.

I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.

by Dick Grande July 3, 2022

Piss Token

Urine Sample

I went to the doctor's and handed them a piss token

by FatalDischarge August 28, 2013

Pissing yourself

To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.

Mike: What happened!?

John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that

Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!

by PRESTONSSETTLEMENT March 20, 2021

polar pissing

Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.

Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.

by Random Person From Canada January 15, 2014

piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

by morninglory07 January 11, 2015

Piss Sprinkles

A term used for referring to droplets or splatters of urine on the seat of a toilet due to one’s poor aim or carelessness.

“Goddamnit, that dopey asshole left piss sprinkles all over my motherfucking toilet seat!”

by TheBlueFantaNegro December 15, 2019