Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

by deathsquirts May 8, 2021

Passport pirate

A girl who marries a guy in order to gain citizenship and passport access to his citizenships.

A passport pirate is a girl from the U.S marrying a guy from Europe to get all of his passports

by Word maker 12 May 20, 2021

Estate Pirate

Noun. Someone who uses what ever means necessary to highjack an entire estate that they were not entitled to.

My aunt is an estate pirate, she took everything my grandma had when she passed and the rest of the family got nothing!

by Saggy0607 July 9, 2023

Pirate dick

A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.

Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.

He didn’t shower first?

Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.

by Batman & Bongo August 10, 2023

Angry Pirate

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"

Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.

by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010

Time Pirate

Someone who takes your time, focus and patients.

Steve-"I was trying to study yesterday but i kept getting interupted by people i didn't want to see: the jo ho's, that seedy greg character, your mum called and jane was sniffing about too"
Bronson-"what a bunch of time pirates, man i hate that. And that greg is so seedy"

by Stevwoodius Bogan June 27, 2009

Pirate Dog

The lowest member of staff at a work place, more often than not just works Saturdays or Sundays. Pirate Dogs can also be work experience placements; jobs include making the tea, fetching other members of staff dinner, mopping floors, and general crap other workers do not want to do. A Pirate Dog can also be called G-man. You may also be permitted by law to photo-shop a Pirate Dogs head on to loads of stupid and irrelevant pictures, then put it on facebook of the world to see!

Is that G-man gay???

No, he's a Pirate Dog, look at him making the tea.

by Mickey Gat May 2, 2008