Mexican Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.

After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.

Mexican Pirate by imacracker February 5, 2009

turd pirate 

1. somebody who pirates turds for their personal benefit and enjoyment

2. somebody who loves to play with assholes

God, that guy is a total turd pirate, he couldn't keep his face out of my butt!

turd pirate by Maggiore's October 18, 2008

Steve-The-Pirate 

A person completely unaware of what is going on around them even though it should be completely obvious to them but is obvious to everyone else around them.As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests and being told directly it over.

Origin: Steve-The-Pirate in the movie Dodgeball was not aware that he was not a pirate nor that it was odd he was going thru life dressed as pirate.
As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests...or that they are being cheated on ....
Related term :Steve the pirate moment: suddenly realizing how cluesless you were

Steve-The-Pirate by Petesw January 5, 2009

Angry Pirate Dragon

The Angry Pirate Dragon is A cross Between the Angry Pirate and Angry Dragon.

When a male is recieving oral sex from his partner and is about to cum he forces her mouth as far down on his cock as possible thus making his sperm exit through her nose halfway through his ejaculation he pulls out and puts it in her eye and as she stands he kicks her in the shin. As she gets up her face looks like an angry dragon as she hops on one leg saying "ARRR".

" Mitchel decided at the last minute to turn the angry dragon into the angry pirate dragon. His Girlfriend was pissed"

Angry Pirate Dragon by Jazzybabe March 26, 2008

wonky pirate 

the act where a male ejaculates in his partners eye, when his partner is trying to extract the sperm, he must then kick them hard in the shin. at this point the partner will jump up clutching there leg. therefore performing the shape of a 1 legged eye patched pirate.

she said i don't swollow, so i wonky pirated the bitch.

wonky pirate by longjohn6inch June 18, 2011

Pennsylvania Pirate 

When you shit on one of your passed-out friend's eye to make it look like an eye patch.

At midnight, Garet gave Kirsten a Pennsylvania Pirate so when she woke up, Kirsten would see how much Garet likes pirates.

Pennsylvania Pirate by Jubbie October 2, 2007

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

Dirty Pirate Hooker by BigFeet4Life December 25, 2007