pickleback

The act of soaking a pickle in high proof whiskey, inserting it into one's anus, and lighting it on fire. The goal is to then shit it out before your ass hairs burn.

On a dreary Tuesday night, Jose and Jamal decided to engage in some pickleback after a long afternoon of drinking and butt sex resulting in Jamal receiving second degree burns on his butthole.

by S Guppy August 9, 2017

Chunky Pickle Bug

An unusually enormous, ugly penis looking insect that is found in humans eyes.

If found in a females eye, her breasts will shrink three bra sizes and she will grow a huge bush on her vagina.

If found in a males eye, his penis will start to swell up and eventually become a chode and turn an moldy black color.

Stay away from penis looking bugs, and you should be okay.

John: "Yeah, my Aunt died from a Chunky Pickle Bug infection"
Suzie: "That's terrible!"

by diedofpicklebug April 16, 2009

shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.

We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

by senior bitch mittens November 2, 2013

chicken and pickle time

"chicken" and "pickle" are nicknames used in the 2005 movie "The Squid and the Whale" by director and writer Noah Baumbach. In the movie, the children of the family are called chicken and pickle. The use of those names symbolizes the love of the parents for their children in otherwise difficult times.
by some detours, the meaning got expanded beyond family bonds and now stands for two persons in love with each other. "Chicken and pickle time" therefore means time that two lovers spend together, usually having sexual intercourse.
Note: The movie also inspired the London Folkband "Noah and the whale" in the choice of their bandname

When I finish washing dishes we can have some chicken and pickle time.

by lasr October 14, 2009

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

pickle jar face

The strained look on one's face while trying to open a pickle jar lid (or similar lid) which requires exerting substantial force. This look is often displayed by males when experiencing intense concentration during a sexual performance.

When Randy was caught having sex in the backseat of his car, he prominently displayed pickle jar face as he pumped the girl with determination.

by Trucker Ass January 16, 2008

Pickle Sneaker

One who buys fried pickles at one shoppe and sneaks them into another in order to enjoy other shoppe's merriment while enjoying the first's fried pickles.

We were pickle sneakers in order to properly enjoy trivia night at an establishment that had no fried pickles.

by Saxby B. Toughnstuff September 24, 2009