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Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.
Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!
by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014
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memory bank is loaded

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded
by Indacloudman May 14, 2018
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Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011
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loaded and live

A way of saying that you have everything you need and you’re ready to go.
Often used by gamers.
Person A: Alright, I got the coordinates, located the target, and I’m about to go in. Are you ready?
Person B: Loaded and live.
by ChameleonDragon May 7, 2019
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Andrew load

Is when you squirt Sriracha down the man's tip, and then proceed to ejaculated red cum into your partners asshole
I tried an andrew load with jett last night
by Jettyboy December 13, 2024
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Abbey Load

Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.

A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.

The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

Example 1:

“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025
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load "*",8:

The command you use to play a Commodore 64 game. The most use you’ll have for it now is with an illegal
emulator
Todd felt like going to jail today, so he got on a Commodore 64 emulator and typed load "*",8: After putting a rom he didn’t own in the drive.
by Kopper0625 November 2, 2019
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