Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.

What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.

by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024

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Jessica Woo

AKA the Bento Box Queen

Person 1: Do you know who Jessica Woo is?
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN

by Foodie94 March 16, 2022

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Jessica ward

What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.

The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat

Wow you smell like Jessica ward

Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward

Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward

by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021

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