free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

by Jako Kot September 30, 2008

VAT free

infertile

by anx June 5, 2003

Free Chili

Often used as easy but can also have various terms.

Somebody does something botish

Me: bro you free chili 💀

Them: what??!?

by Jellyneutron April 15, 2019

$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!

“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”

by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 April 19, 2018

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

gender-free

Someone that do not base her/his identity on stereotypes/social roles confined to her/his sex and do not care neither conform to social expectations that their bring.

-Why don't you wear a dress? You're a girl
-I don't give a fuck, I'm gender-free

by kali766 September 8, 2021