When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020
Get the Malloy's Lawmug. Jon destroys an $81,000 truck and gets a raise out of it.
Fred: that’s some Tobys Law shit right there.
Fred: that’s some Tobys Law shit right there.
by IamVGamer September 4, 2020
Get the Tobys Lawmug. When a bro or good friend of yours is continuously flirting with a girl, that girl becomes your wheel in law.
by Nedra7141 June 10, 2013
Get the Wheel-in-lawmug. The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)
Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
by beanercamina July 4, 2021
Get the Carmack's Lawmug. Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.
As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.
Named after a character in Animal Farm.
As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.
Named after a character in Animal Farm.
by rayparlourscurlingirons June 10, 2020
Get the Snowball's Lawmug. A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states
1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
by DShipReck November 8, 2021
Get the The Bards Lawmug. No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
by Stupidisthenewfunny January 18, 2010
Get the Tim's Lawmug.