House Fucked

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.
Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.
by Kataclyzmic May 02, 2011
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House Lunch

A "house lunch" is an alternative phrase instead of "Nooner" for those who live close to work.
"We could eat at a near-by restaurant or we could have the house lunch."

"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
by Ruby Blake May 26, 2009
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Alpha House

The domicile that fosters camaraderie of the bois
Yo let’s meet at alpha house for some camaraderie with the bois
by mralphahouse December 09, 2019
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coyote house

A house or abandoned building that houses smuggled immigrants for a small fee, most popular in U.S border states like Arizona, California, and Texas
"I need to go pick up my sister, she's waiting for me at the Coyote house."
by pufferfishpenguin November 27, 2019
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house-stealing

House-stealing occurs when a sibling takes a house, unbeknownst to the other siblings, by manipulating the family inheritance.
by Rodriguez Garcia December 26, 2017
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House Anglo

House Anglos are these wretched Lib-Dem supporting middle class types jerking each other off over how right they are on brexit, masks and how everything isn’t their fault.

They use words like gammon and cockwomble and in general they're the most domesticated people you'll ever find. These are the same people who’s idea of “British culture” is just being a timid pussy who can’t deal with any amount of social conversation and drinking tea.

The very worst of sheltered Guardian readers who exist in this world of Waterstones pop-history and whatever pseudo-rebel moment is popular like Extinction Rebellion
"James Felton is such a House Anglo"
by NeoTrueLevellerGang January 18, 2021
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