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climb her ladder

similar to "climb him like a tree" except only for my sapphic ladies out there. literally has nothing to do with ladders but hey, i didn't go to college. long story short it's 😏✂️
damn she's cute. i'd like to climb her ladder
by poopinagroup June 12, 2017
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amnesia was her name

The doctor said I had tomato loss...
(All right.)

Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise

Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night

Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across

Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there
person 1: I love lemon demons song Amnesia Was Her Name!

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: We can't be friends.
by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023
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Tie her shoes

V. The act of manual female stimulation; often masturbation
Tessa became so aroused at the idea of liquid lean cuisine, she was forced to find a private area to go tie her shoes.
by Fletchmastaflex October 18, 2012
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Gave her freckles

When you choke your partner so hard during intercourse that the blood vessels in their face, cheeks, and around their eyes, pop and it’s looks like they have freckles.
“John choked Cindy so hard he gave her freckles
by SithyNine May 31, 2018
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Happy to see her

1. To be happy that someone is in your presence.
2. To have a sexual desire for somebody just off of seeing them once.
"I'm happy to see her, I have a feeling for her."
by UrbanDictionarium June 12, 2022
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Fend her off

To use your elbow to bring an overly zealous mate to climax
I did my best to fend her off, to everyone’s satisfaction
by anonymous September 4, 2022
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listen to her boyfriend

something girlfriends don’t do, you say something then they deny you ever said that
i told rose to do something but she didn’t do it because she never listens to me because she doesn’t “listen to her boyfriend
by sam💪🏻 May 22, 2022
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