Half your age plus seven rule.

A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.

Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.

John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.

Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.

by Trojan91 July 21, 2012

half-your-age-plus-seven

Other people are getting the reverse rule wrong. It would not be twice your age minus seven; it would be twice (your age minus seven).

- Dude, you're 40 and dating a 27-year-old. Isn't that a bit gross?

- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.

- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.

- Actually, it's twice-the-quantity-your-age-minus-seven. So 66.

- ???

- I'm guessing you're too dense to see this algebraically. It's alright; we can take our results and work backwards. 73/2=36.5, and 36.5+7=43.5. However, 66/2=33, and 33+7=40. Got it?

- Ah, OK. So you'd go for a 66-year-old then?

- Fuck no.

by randomname25 February 26, 2010

Half-Life

Half-Life is about a guy, Gordon Freeman. He went to Black Mesa and worked at the test chamber, something went wrong, aliens started comming and trying to destroy Black Mesa. Your job is to go to the surface and meet up with Milatary Forces. But the government ordered the Milatary to kill the aliens, but also the workers of Black Mesa! Your next job is to go to Lamba Complex and telaport to Xen to destroy the big boss!

Fight all the aliens like Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Zombies, Soldiers, and more enemies you will face, get weapons to defend yourself and save Black Mesa from the Xen Wildlife. This is Half-Life!

by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008

half blow job

when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.

The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.

by emachine123456 November 19, 2007

half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

by wildmilechamp July 24, 2006

half nip

when one nipple is harder than the other

When George sucked on one of Sally's nipples she began to half nip...he soon made it even.

by Mariah_335 June 18, 2007

halfercan

A half black half white person.

Person 1- "Is that kid black or white?
Person 2- "He is both, he is a halfercan"

by viking44 May 10, 2009