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Trump Fluffer

a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
by FortunateSun October 24, 2019
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fluffage

The act of fluffing ones testicles or someone fluffing ones testicles.
By physically relocating the (testis,testes)testicles and scrotum by hand to ease mild irritation and gain much comfort.
Gently grasp,or have your significant other,gently grasp your shit and move it around a little. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That feels sooooo goood......... :)
This is fluffage ladies and he will appreciate it!
by Horndog69A December 26, 2006
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fluffy vw

Fluffy vw or sometimes known as vern wei is a rather large form of a person. Vern weis love RC helicopters and what not. They often have very large frizzy hair that cannot be thinned or straightened and therefore will often be nicknamed 'fluffy'. They also enjoy using chinese vulgars ALL THE TIME and also claim to be very 'smart' but always end up embarassing themselves. Some fluffy vws are also known as the rare species of hamster 'water hamster.'
'Ew look at that guy, he has fluffy vw hair.'

'Ugh, hes talking like a fluffy vw.'

'HOLY SHIT! THAT GUY IS FLYING HIS RC LIKE A FLUFFY VW!'

'MOM! Take me to the pet store! I gotta get one of those water hamsters! They're the new IN thing!'

'I wish I was a fluffy vw.'
by Mrs Bond May 23, 2009
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Fluffy Kittens!

An exclamation uttered by the listener in a conversation to indicate he is bored shitless
A: "..and then did a 5 mile bike ride followed by a three mile run and finished off..."
B:" Look! Fluffy kittens!"
by Grim60 May 6, 2012
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Fluffer Musket

1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.

2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.

partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
"That Fluffer Musket sucked me DRY!"
by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 4, 2012
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Fluffa

A form of fluffy teddy bear jacket. Commonly used in the west of Ireland. Made popular by Claire mc Entee
Can you pass me my fluffa it’s getting quite cold!
by Jacket, coat, teddy bear January 14, 2019
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Fluffy hair

Term used by white girls that wouldn’t date blacks but don’t want to seem racist so they say “I only like fluffy haired boys” which obviously means no blacks because they don’t have fluffy hair.
Emily’s Tiktok: when he has blonde, fluffy hair, golden retriever energy, blue eyes, and Mormon 😍😍😍
by I love my ego July 11, 2022
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