A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.
John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"
by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025
Get the Football Nazimug. When a football game has all offense and NO D.
by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020
Get the Lesbian Football Gamemug. Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
by Brizarian April 19, 2018
Get the Fantasy Football Cuckoldmug. A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.
Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???
by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023
Get the Unknown Football Team Fanmug. Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.
by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021
Get the Beal City Footballmug. The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
Get the Football fellatiomug. Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."
Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
Get the American Footballmug.