Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 20, 2021

Gayus ex Machina

In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.

Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”

Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”

by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020

EXE Community

A shitty but large community based around the Sonic.EXE creepypasta created by a pedophile, JC the Hyena. It is know brought into fame by the Friday Night Funkin' franchise in 2021 and people create these Sonic the Hedgehog OCs in the community known as

''EXEs.''

"Are you a part of the EXE Community?"
"Yeah, I love and support Rightburst_Ultra!"
"we can't be friends anymore"

by FNFHATER April 1, 2024

ex-cuck

The act of cucking your ex, typically through video either as a form of revenge, or sadism.

"You remember my ex? The one I was with for 3 years, we were waiting for marriage before sex? Well, after breaking up with me, she just ex-cucked me."

by Jaime Rook July 29, 2021

Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.

Your explanation was as clear as Return eX

by Eldwin March 14, 2004

ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.

Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure

by Casio38 April 11, 2010

Exed

to not talk to a person and act like they don’t exist ; treat like an ex

friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*

by aramdomperson January 21, 2018