Evan Galant

This man actually has every damn female In harco and is hella fake because he dont even share any.

That man Evan Galant always got the girls

by Max Coldfed October 28, 2020

Evan burns

HOTTEST BOI EVS, HES CUTE

I love Evan burns

by DiamondDiamondGirl June 1, 2018

Evan seklecki

Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap

Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?

Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.

Person 1: yeah doe

by Evanisagod September 2, 2019

Evan Gonzal

evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well

you are such an evan gonzal

by Puddle_Z April 15, 2023

Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

Evan

THE SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

“You are such an Evan”
“Stawp you are so Evan”

by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021

Evan

Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund

Stop eating like an evan

by Adhair May 23, 2019