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ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick
by r.i.v May 8, 2023
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national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby
by hwggg October 9, 2025
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Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.
"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
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EXE

An EXE is a term used to label characters based off of popular IPs turned into characters that differ greatly from the source material, usually bearing a file extension in their name, though this is not required. The specific use of the EXE Extension was popularized by the infamous creepypasta by the name of "Sonic.EXE." An EXE can be classified as an OC, but an OC cannot directly be classified as an EXE, as an EXE is based around a pre-existing Intellectual Property; most times being based directly upon a specific character from a given property I.E. Sonic, Mario, Pac-Man, etc. Most times an EXE is meant to act as a character used in a horror game or some type of horror related media, but some serve the opposite purpose; some serving the role as parodies or joke characters.
"Hey did you see that new EXE on twitter? It's got some interesting lore behind it, you should check it out."
by Takerboi365 May 11, 2022
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star-crossed exes

The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.
“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)
by Trian December 29, 2023
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ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.
Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure
by Casio38 April 11, 2010
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Ex-sextation

The feeling or thought that you will resume your old sex life with an ex with no regard for you present life or anyone in it.
Ex-sextation- I recently had seen my ex and acted on unrealistic ex-sextaion she was discussed.
My old partner had ex-sextaions that made me sure that leaving him was the right choice.
My ex-sextaions left me feeling lonely because she was over our last relationship what a bitch!
by Suxatore2022 April 22, 2022
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