doing the laundry

the act of inserting one fist anally and one fist vaginally and rubbing them against each other (as you would when you do the laundry by hand)

that girl was so wide, you could have easily been doing the laundry on her

by ak4777 November 27, 2011

Doing a barber

To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.

"Yo bitches, where is james?"

"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."

by Windus May 20, 2005

doing the doo's

to partake in the smoking of cannibus, smoke pot, toke weed etc.

origin: dovecot, liverpool, slang

"are you doing the doo's", "have you got a do the doo's"

by orientals May 23, 2006

Doing a Trump

Used to describe an act of callow stupidity bereft of forethought against expert advice.

When British Gen. Montgomery decided to attack up Highway 69 toward Arnhem in 1944 he completely failed to appreciate that the road leading through the planned route was only two lanes wide, partly raised above a surrounding flat terrain of polder. The ground on either side of the highway was too soft to support tactical vehicle movement and observation would be seriously restricted in the Fall. He was doing a Trump when he made that decision and ignored contrary advice from the Dutch Military.

by quartssss April 16, 2020

doming

Verb. Past tense: domed. Short for "slamming to your dome-piece." Usually refers to drinking beers very fast and in one breath.

Important: this has absolutley nothing to do with orally accepting fecal matter.

"Dude, I love doming at 11am." "Dude we totally domed, like, 5 beers in an hour. It was sick."

by PaddleJohn May 24, 2007

dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.

Look at those two dorking the run.

by JP December 11, 2003

doing a heff

Having a sulk and refusing to speak to anyone. Buggering off at the first sign of a row instead of sorting it out

"Your boyfriend is doing a Heff"

by Dubs November 10, 2004