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Cum Fargle

The act of blowing bubbles of cum out of one's anal cavity by farting, which produces a gargling sound. There must be at least two bubbles of cum fated out to be considered a Cum Fargle.
These two Russian dudes exploded in Jayna Oso's anus.. then she proceeded to cum fargle for like twenty seconds.
by WalkerJ December 16, 2008
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Cum Cake

A cake that has cum frosting.
She just ate a cum cake.
by BJ Ondeeday February 20, 2009
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cum target

A tatoo that a girl gets on her lower back, so that when a man is doing her doggystyle, and wants to pull out to finish, he has something to aim for.
I laughed when I saw the girl at the tatoo parlor getting a cum target of a Ford Focus in that commercial!
by AC January 28, 2004
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Cum Fail

Also known as cumshot failure or cumshot fail. When a porn actor or anyone tries to shoot cum on a girl's face and the cum doesn't shoot but rather just droops out and misses her face, in a last resort, he tries to get that last drip on her chin, she even has to scoot up a bit to keep it all from drooping down to her tits. Basically it's a pitiful amount of cum and with no firepower, just drops not shoots, not worthy of being called a "cum shot"
Guy shoots,

skeet 1: misses her face and lands on her belly or tits,

skeet 2: she now knows he's a cum fail so she scoots in closer, skeet 2 just barely hits her chin

skeet3: dumb-ass figures he's not gonna squirt so he finally puts his lamerod directly over her mouth to drop in the last drop, she pushes up spit mixed with cum to make it look like there was more cum that landed in her mouth for the benefit of the camera

TOTAL CUM FAIL
by Captain Beef Strogginoff November 16, 2010
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Cum Yodel

The act of yodeling while giving a blowjob, vibrating the man's balls for extra stimulation.
Sarah: How was your backpacking trip to Austria?
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.
by Kate Charlton February 17, 2008
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cum dumpling

n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.
The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.
by pr0n_legacy March 3, 2011
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Cumming Out

When a closeted gay man gets caught watching gay porn in mid-orgasm.
"What are you watching?! Are you Cumming Out?!"
by Ghetto Oregonian February 7, 2017
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