couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

lean couch

a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)

often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high

This lean couch got me high as fuck man, i sucked out that thing, got extra dirt as well

by v2b March 22, 2022

Couch

The best best place in the world. Where my fart pillow lays.

I love this couch.

by Sparking November 27, 2016

extreme couching

if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG

Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!

by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017

Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.

Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.

by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014

couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.

I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.

by Case Lee January 26, 2019

couch

were you sit with your girl friend and go "oo oooo ooooooo unt ooo"

Boy: do you want to go sit on the couch!
Girl: fuck yes!

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020