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put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend
Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on
by Clive Pillowfriend August 20, 2007
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ashley beard

A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.
Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.
by Aaliyah Sheptalk April 23, 2018
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Adventure Beard

A beard grown whilst a man was on a journey to find himself and understand the meaning of life. As long as his beard lives on he is reminded on how physically and mentally strong he has become because of the adventure. The beard is a symbol of himself.
by Craig11123 October 12, 2013
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beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock
I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.
by beard cock July 25, 2017
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Bree Beard

When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to
AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend
by Jamers1129 November 14, 2011
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bearded devil

A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.
As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.
by Tiddyslap June 18, 2021
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Flaming Beard

A Flaming Beard is the "scratched" sensation you get after performing oral sex on a girl with crotch stubble.
"She tasted good but had about 4 days growth, so I got the harshest Flaming Beard ever."
by Kev P. October 10, 2008
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