Plan Beard

The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.

Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!

Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.

Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.

by Æ.Di May 16, 2019

ashley beard

A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.

Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.

by Aaliyah Sheptalk April 23, 2018

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011

Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

rat beard

The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.

"Dude you see that guy with rat beard? Yea, the kid looks fucking gnarly!"

by dingletheberry January 2, 2016

beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

by beard cock July 25, 2017

Adventure Beard

A beard grown whilst a man was on a journey to find himself and understand the meaning of life. As long as his beard lives on he is reminded on how physically and mentally strong he has become because of the adventure. The beard is a symbol of himself.

I hate getting food stuck in my Adventure Beard

by Craig11123 October 12, 2013